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A man goes to visit his old college buddy who's also his doctor to tell him of his decission to divorce his wife of 15 years.
"Why would you do that, I've known you both for so many years and everyone sees you as the perfect couple" the Dr. asks.
The man slumps and says, "that's just it. Everything isn't perfect! No matter how hard we've tried we've never achieved sexually gratification TOGETHER."
"And THAT'S a reason to quit such an ideal marraige after all these years?" the Dr. inquires.
"Life is short and it really bothers us both. It's either her and not me or me and not her or her and her and maybe me... you get the idea."
The Dr. ponders the tale his friend had just revealed to him. "I may be able to help if you'll follow my directions TO THE LETTER" the Dr tells his disrought friend.
I'll try but I doubt anything will help."
The Dr. leans in and says, "On your way home pick up the following items and follow these steps:
Stop at the maul and pick up a good bottle of your favorite wine, a big bunch of her favorite flowers, a Frank Sanatra CD and a starter's pistol. Have your wife send the kids out for the evening and ask her to prepare a light sumpious meal.
When you get home present her with the flowers and enjoy the meal with the bottle of wine together. After dinner put the Sanatra CD on and dance with her until she's caught up in the spell. Carry her up the stairs and lay her on your bed and make love to her. Nothing new, just your usual sex act. When you start to feel your own orgazum rising reach for the starter's pistol (placed on the night stand but out of her sight). As your climax begins reach over for the pistol, raise it over your head and fire it three times as you reach your climax. This will shock her into orgazum and she'll be cured to wait for you everytime after that."
"Really? THAT will actually work?" He asks.
"Everytime" the Dr. declares.
The next day the man is back in his friend's office and very, very upset.
"Hold on, buddy!" the Dr. yells, "What happened?"
The man slowly starts to explain...
"I did EXACTLY what you instructed. I picked up everything at the maul and called her to be ready and to send the kids out to the movies. She was excited to know what I was up to. She prepared a great meal and we drank two bottles of our favorite wine. She loved the flowers and the Sanatra CD really got her in the mood. I caried her up the stairs and laid her on our big bed. I kissed and undressed her and we began our normal sex act. It was really great!
As I felt my climax approaching I reached over for the starter's pistol (without her noticing). As I got right to the brink I raised the pistol, fired three times over my head and...."
"And WHAT?" the anxious Dr. asks.



" She pi$$ed in my face and almost bit my di*k off!!!"