[dtw]

Holy crap, graphic picture. Only a matter of time before the mods remove that.

Look, you're not telling any of the male Pelicaners anything they don't know. You can hold it and pull it within reason - as indicated in your diagram. But as soon as you introduce sharp strips of paper and drill bits - you sick - well of COURSE it is going to break - no need to fire up expensive modeling programs...

BTW, does it really get all narrow near the balls like that when you get old?? Oh, and who is "Mark"? With all your Christian family values talk here on the board, I kinda figured you for a hetero..