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wow just imagine....................30 pages of rants, raves, name dropping, stunts dreamed off, make believe stunts, unbee-wee-va-bil BULL-POO, finger pointing,accusations,denials,lies,jokes, all will follow this poor little blue targa for the REST OF ITS LIFE!
that my friends is a HORRIBLE STIGMA TO HAVE ATTACHED TO ONESELF.
i vote for starting a "save the poor 'lil blue targa from a lifetime of being shunned by all the other porsches in the garage" fund.
im sure this poor blue targa will need years of rehab and psychological counseling from years of mental,verbal and physical abuse from its former P.O. i can only wish that it finds a new caring tender home asap.
if you have any feelings, just picture this poor blue targa,shivering in some corner of a garage,all the way in the back,blocked in by other cars, scared half to death, only wishing that some day it will have a happy home again.
that my friends is a very sad and lonely life. tears are pouring onto my keyboard as i write this. please donate just a dollar, and in no time, we will have the money to afford attorneys and be able to call PPS(porsche protective services). as soon as this occurs, im sure we will be able to find new loving adoptive parents, that will adore their new bundle of joy!
AS THE SUN SLOWLY SETS IN MALI-BOO!
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