Milt, Really, I've been finding this whole thread to be one big belly laugh...I loved your comment on Malibu & Newport Beach...think about it...this whole thread has been great fun, and certainly a cultural education for those in other parts of this great land of ours. Parts of Southern California ARE different, aren't they?
I've thought about buying a Corvette, but I haven't learned the trick of chewing copenhagen without opening the can. Furthermore, Cindy refuses to bleach her hair and get a boob job...