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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the USRSF.
US Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Georgia, Texas, and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
This mess in Iraq should be over in about a week.
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'87 Carrera Cab
----- “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.” A. Einstein -----
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