[island911]

Brand New PS3 and free Car!

WOW!

I'm getting out of the plus-Sized Male Model profession to pursue a career in funny T-shirts.

So, I'm selling my only PS3 and car to get money for laser Back Hair removal surgery and a new t-shirt machine.

I'm just fed up with all the traveling and politics I've had to put up with my jealous plus-Sized co-male models. (They always make sexist comments while on the catwalk

"Turn here, turn there" ...My joints can only take so much wear and tear!

Get A PS3 for a heck of a deal! I'll even throw in my new New 1992 Corolla that I won at the Muskegon County Pie Eating Contest last year in Iowa.

Be sure to pick up this PS3 and my Corolla while the price is this low, and Guarantee yourself a Merry Christmas, Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa; For yourself, your husband, your kid, step-kid, or your babys momma that never quits ask'n for their child support check. (That's not you, Jenny)

(Though I can't not guarantee that you will be able to master the calender poses like I once did ...This will make you the talk of the town!) I mean, Who do you know has a PS3 and a nice Corolla? (slight rust included)

If you have any questions, feel free to email me. I love questions since I don't get out much anymore due to my World of Warcraft online game addiction.

Please Read my feedback!

and like my Therapist says:

"I'm good enough, I'm Smart enough, and Gosh darnit people like me!"

See my eBay store for other great items and gift ideas!