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> First Christmas Joke.....2006
> >
> >
> > Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by
> > Saint Peter at the pearly
> > gates. "In honor of this holy season,"Saint Peter
> > said, "you must each
> > possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get
> > into heaven."
> >
> > The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled
> > out a lighter. He
> > flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You
> > may pass through the
> > pearly gates Saint Peter said.
> >
> > The second man reached into his pocket and pulled
> > out a set of keys. He
> > shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter
> > said you may pass through
> > the pearly gates.
> >
> > The third man started searching desperately through
> > his pockets and finally
> > pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter
> > looked at the man with a
> > raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those
> > symbolize?"
> >
> > The man replied, "These are Carols."
> >
> > And So The Holiday Season Begins....