Not sure why you'd say that...i love my 928S just fine (so did Tom Cruise and Al Pacino, hehehe), and have laid a good whooping on more than a few 911's with it over the years.
Of course if you are inherently pre-disposed to not liking rock solid all alloy OHC fuel injected V-8s that will easily give 200k of service before it needs to be rebuilt, i can see your line of thinking....i know how some of you guys are married to the concept of tail heavy, air cooled, highly evolved volkswagen beetles.
Make mine an eight with 50/50 weight distribution please...