Hmm - I should ban Lube when he reaches 6999. Just so he'll die a frustrated man never able to accomplish his 7000 post goal on Pelican. Forever destined to roam the vast interweb wilderness knowing that his long planned goal of 7000 on Pelican will never, EVER come to reality.
Yep - poor old Lube - we'll find him in an internet cafe feverishly banging away at the keyboard on some other inferior BBS hoping beyond hope that is 6999 on Pelican will somehow turn into 7000.
Of course, at home, his walls will have the words "Z-man makes LubeMaster77 A-N-G-R-Y." and "6999 + 1 = 7000" scribbled all over.
Did I just say that out loud?!?
-Z-man.