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Oh no. Can't happen. Bush's oh-so-objective "scientists" say it's all a myth and it's way over-blown. Plus the Bible sez that man in in charge of the earth and there's no way Gawd would give us a gift that could potentially go bad on us, right? Just bury your nose in scripture and head in the sand of zealotry. You'll be fine. Plus Al Gore's a liberal and can't possibly be right.
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