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Dear Very Distraught Husband,
Take it to the dealer immediately! You wouldn't want to get any oil or scuffs on your brand new, officially licensed leather riding chaps, fringed leather jacket, leather riding gloves or bandana. You will void your warranty on that costume if you do so.
Also, as you know nothing more than how to put gas in and turn the key, I'd advise against any attempt to fix an oil leak. The bike is only 2 months old and still under warranty, so why deal with it? That's what low life grease monkeys are for, a C.P.A. like yourself should not stoop so low.
Finally, your wife left you because you are a ghey wanna-be yuppie lemming poseur in mid-life crisis.
Abby
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