[Bill Douglas]

Fastpat, I really must aplogise, I'm a Douglas and it probably was us that hung and shot your people back in Scotland. We tended to concentrate on hammering the Camerons, but anyone who affiliated with them we hammered also.

I'm not racist, but I have been beaten nearly to death for being white. Since then a similar situation occured so I pulled a gun on the black guys. The look of absolute terror in their eyes was incredbile - I really got off on that. Now I see myself as some sort of white knight fighting the forces of evil, as to whether the bad guy is black or white. A statistic in this country is a white guy is 47 times more likely to be assulted by a black guy than a black guy is by a white. Admittedly I'm doing my damnest to turn these statistics around. Ha, an amusing incident a few weeks ago. I was driving along and became aware of a big samoan guy in the next lane driving next to me staring at me and wording f* you etc for no reason other than me being an upper middle class white boy. So I yelled back at him "f* off sooty". He pointed to the side of the road so we could sort it out. When he came over to the car like he was going to punch me I blasted him in the face with the fire extingisher then got out of car and whacked him over the head with it really hard. That was two weeks ago and the police haven't rang up so no one must have got my rego, hee hee.