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Counselor: Get yourself some purple cowboy boots and a GIANT belt buckle and a bola tie and hang out a shingle as a specialist in "light criminal" matters.
Here's the thing. Human nature being what it is, there is a strong propensity for people to transgress the boundaries of the law with predictable frequency. Hold yourself out as an expert in DUI, Family Court Matters, misdemeanor assaults, traffic matters etc., and you may find that you ring the bell so often you need an associate.
I'm not talking about heavy monster satanic cult stuff or protracted show trials, just run-of-the-mill, "lighten your wallet, ease your mind" matters. . . and remember the three rules of criminal law:
a) Get the money up front;
b) Get the money up front; and
c) Get the money up front.
Who knows, maybe one of these days you could do a nice pro bono piece for one of the simian lawyer-bashers who hang out here!
Good luck and as my prelaw advisor used to say. . . "Persevere!"
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