[Porsche-O-Phile]

It's like spam. If one retard out of a million responds, they still make money off it, hence the incentive.

The one I like is, "bring in your trade even if you have to tow it, drive it or push it!" (although we won't necessarily give you anything for it and may in fact charge you to dispose of it)

The one about "all credit applications accepted" is so laughable I literally laugh out loud everytime I hear it. Really?!?! You'll accept my application?!?! Wow!!!! You must really be on my side then, huh?!?!