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Originally posted by speeder
It's amazing that in the age of the internet on every table that there are still people who have never heard stories like this or believe them.

Hey, have you heard that car loads of white people are being gunned-down by gang-affiliated minorities and that news organisations are refusing to report the incidents?

Don't you think that you would have read about it somewhere other than the internets, homie?

At any rate, I live in urban L.A. and constantly see cars driving in the pitch dark w/ lights off. I do not "flash" them, I beam them steadily w/ my illegal high-beams and then cut my lights completely so that they as blind as Stevie Wonder. (Shrunken pupils+ darkness). Where I live they are usually "recent arrivals" from rural parts of the world, (Koreans mostly, but also Mexico/Central America), no license and no one showed them where the light switch is(?). Even after I sear their eyeballs, they drive away blind in the dark with their thumbs up their asses.

Have you heard the one about the new Corvette for $300?? Seems this guy had a heart attack and hit a snow bank, no collision damage but no matter how hard you scrub the death smell won't disappear. This one has been around since the paleolithic age, the 'vette was a dinosaur w/ a saddle, but you get the idea. Story still works as a dipschit test in 2006.

Dial 1-800-123-SNOPES.