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"Man-Card" Violations
The thread on using the cheapo tools that come with your kids toys at Christmas got me thinking of this subject. In no particular order:
Asking,"Does this (article of clothing) makes me look (fill in the blank)..." - INSTANT man-card revocation!
Using pliers or a "Cresecent" wrench (adjustable wrench) for ALL fasteners? Man-card violation.....UNLESS, you're stranded somewhere with no tools, only a pair of pliers and you nearly rebuild your V-12 and limp home because of them? ManCard Cititation of Merit with Oak Leaf Cluster!
Dying your hair? Man card violation... though an understandable one if you're doing it to chase younger tail
Dying your mustache, goatee or God Forbid, your thatch?...Man Card Revocation
There are LOTS of these. Anyone care to contribute?
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Dan in Pasadena
'76 911S Sahara Beige/Cork
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