[Porsche-O-Phile]

Using the word "fabulous" with any emphasis whatsoever on the "ab" syllable.

Turning off football to watch ice dancing or synchronized swimming (unless of course there's a particularly hot chick there you can point to in order to claim, "I wanted to see her ass")

Driving a Miata.

Using the word "cute" as a "filler" word (like women do) when you can't think of a suitable adjective to describe a particular object or situation.

Being seen in public with a baby stroller.

Being seen by a fellow man buying any of the following:
- tampons
- EPT
- KY
- Vagisil

Using any of the following phrases while spotting for a fellow man at the gym:
- "Yea, keep pushing"
- "Harder, harder, harder!!!"
- "That's it! One more and we can hit the showers!"

- Referring to anything your put on your skin or body or hair as "product".

- Using a blow-dryer (open convertable tops or the exhaust from jet engines excepted).