[Porsche-O-Phile]

It's permitted in an architectural design review, however.

I just put the Miata thing in to stir the pot a little - just kiddin'. I actually would LOVE to get my hands on one of the '04 Turbo ones but they're rather hard to find. FWIW a "friend" of mine referred to my M.B. as a "gay hairdresser's car". Still haven't forgiven him for that!

+1 on the yap-yap dog comment. Puppies excepted (any breed), especially when used for "chick magnet" effect. A former roommate of mine did this at spring break in Key West years ago with his Alaskan Malamute pup and OMFG I never could have imagined how many babes it brought over. Unfortunately most of them had their boyfriends with 'em and it drew more than a few gay/bi-curious males as well (Key West is a weird place) but it was still interesting.

No. Ball. Slings. E-V-E-R.

Ordering a quiche or creme brulee or chocolate mousse.

Crying in public, unless it's for the death of a parent or the burning down of one's favorite bar/tavern.