[onewhippedpuppy]

The Miata rule must be ammended. Miatas with over 300 HP or a V8 are acceptable.


Drinking wine coolers or fruity drinks.
Having more clothes than your significant other.
Having more shoes than your significant other.
Dancing (unless it's with a woman with the intent to get in her pants).
Not owning tools.
Watching "America's Next Top Model".
Not owning guns. Partial exemption for thinking guns are cool, or if illegal in your area.
Not liking cars, boats, planes or anything else that makes noise and goes fast.
Not liking beer.