[cstreit]

(and found online)

If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her its a 6 day waiting period.


If another man’s fly is down, you didn’t see anything and may not make a comment about it.

Under no circumstances should two men share an umbrella.

No man may give himself a nickname (such as THE KING). It must be earned, and given to him by others.