Wearing a helmet to ride a Murray or Huffy bike around the neighborhood.
Wearing a life jacket in a standard row boat.
Asking for directions.
Paying someone to change your oil.
Cooking, vacuuming, dusting, doing dishes or laundry once you are married. (my poor dad just cannot get over the fact that I NEVER have done ANY of the above in ten years of marraige except dishes a couple times when the wife and kids were away for a week
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Changing diapers if married.
Driving a minivan as your daily driver.
Backing down from any physical challenge proposed by any woman (this one can cause some serious injuries, but none the less, to do otherwise would be a direct violation
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It is good to be a man