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Originally posted by RANDY P
listening or worse, dancing to anything called Techno. you become untouchable once you are caught listening to anything resembling House or Trance.
Or, thinking anything metrosexual is cool.
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Even knowing what "House" or "Trance"
is is possibly a violation.
Getting your hair cut by a "stylist" - violation. Getting your hair cut anywhere where at least Playboy isn't prominately offered for your perusal, violation.
Not knowing how to drive a manual tranny car, major violation.
In fact, not being able to operate all forms of motor transport (car, motorcycle, ATV, etc.) - violation.
Airplanes excluded, you don't need to know how to hop in a plane and fly it if you've never taken lessons. Although you know in your heart if the pilot on your flight died of a heart attack, you'd be able to land that 747 if someone on the ground was there to "talk you down," dammit!