[stomachmonkey]

You guys remember the "Crazy Eddie" chain of electronics stores?

Eddie Antar got the nickname Crazy Eddie because he was literally crazy.

Rumor has it that he was outside one of his stores one day shabily dressed, 5 o'clock shadow etc... He was sitting on the hood of his car, was either a Caddy or Rolls. 2 Police officers wander by and start busting his balls about sitting on such an expensive car and what would the owner think...

So Eddie pulls out his ID and registration, hands it to the police and then proceeds to climb onto the hood and starts jumping around like a maniac and destroys it.