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Simply select your answers copy and paste them together and you'll have your complete CL ad ready to post.


Use the following formula to determine what number you should enter in the 'Your Age' box, where X = your actual age:

X / 1.25 - 3 = Craigslist Age

Please finish the following sentence:

- Though I no longer need the protection that I once needed in prehistoric times, and though I'm 5'2" in heels, I demand that my date be:

a) 6.5 feet tall
b) 8 feet tall
c) 10 feet tall


Please select all appropriate answers to finish the following sentences:

My favorite euphemism for fat is:

a) Curvy
b) Thick
c) Voluptuous
d) Marilyn Monroe-esque


I love to -

a) laugh
b) be happy
3) have fun

(Actually, this one is so stupid, one answer is enough to show your prospective date you're not a depressed downer. Let's move on.)



Please choose a deceptive phrase to mask your gold-digging intentions or if she’s hooker:

a) I love fine dining
b) You must be generous
c) You know how to treat a lady.


Please choose one from the following list of overused personal ad phrases:

a) Your pic gets mine
b) Looking for my partner in crime
c) I like to hike....

Please answer the following True/False questions:


Because I'm unable to spend less money than I make, I occasionally post ads in 'Erotic Services', especially around rent time.

a) True
b) True

Despite the fact that I am a cocktail waitress at TGI Fridays who qualifies for the earned income tax credit, I will only date rich, Wall Street finance guys.

a) True
b) True

I am average looking at best, but because I was in the right place at the right time with a drunk, horny and desperate hot guy, I now believe I deserve a comparably hot stud to marry me. This '10' will also never cheat on me, complain that I keep gaining weight or ask for sex.

a) True
b) True


My date should have a body fat % of 10 or less, despite the fact that I'm a snug size 20.

a) True
b) True


I will only consider dating guys who are hot and tall enough and with enough game to never have to settle for sex with just one girl, yet I will complain incessantly about how I'm tired of players.

a) True
b) True


I will include the phrase 'NO PSYCHOS' in my ad because I believe the ones I'm talking about will say to themselves 'I'm a psycho and therefore I will not answer her ad.'

a) True
b) True


My definition of a 'real man' is one who is attracted to fat women.

a) True
b) True

My potential mate should be a muscle-bound he-man, with a full head of hair, despite the fact that the testosterone increase that accompanies weight-lifting, inevitably leads to a receding hairline.

a) True
b) True

I live at home with my parents in the Los Altos Hills, but you have to live in a penthouse loft condo in San Francisco and when we get there, I will find some way to criticize your place.

a) True
b) True

I will not date any man who doesn't appreciate every single talentless, clone hipster band that I do.

a) True
b) True