[Porsche-O-Phile]

I got one of those stupid things in the mail too (think it was from SoCal Air Quality Management District or some such other useless, fund-sucking agency), crap about "if you have an older car you might be able to sell it to us (for an obscenely low amount of money) and then go get a new one at full-price!!! What a deal!!!".

Government bureaucrat jackasses. Schit like this irritates the living hell out of me, especially when one realizes their hard-stolen tax dollars are being used to fund the imbiciles (through gubmint "job programs") that come up with this crap. These doofuses wouldn't last five minutes in the private sector if that's the best they can come up with.

For the CARB: My 944 passed emissions with flying colors - not too shabby for a 20-year-old car, huh? So you can SUCK MY C*CK!!! *********s. If it ever doesn't pass, guess what I'm doing? Waiting until the 30-year exemption rolls around and then driving it anyway. I'll seafoam it right in your parking lot too, muthaf*cka!

I'm all for clean air and gladly keep my cars well-maintained in the interest of doing my part, but when some gubmint assclown is gonna' suck up to the car manufacturer's lobby (which I'm sure is what this is really about) and insist that I "buy a new car", I'll kick 'em square in the nuts.