[onewhippedpuppy]

I stand by my statement Mike, Miata + 50% more power is ok. Otherwise, we'll just make it a minor infraction.

Sports cars with an automatic, now that is a good one.
Drinking coffee with anything in it other than coffee.
Paying someone to work on your house or car, regardless of whether or not you have the skills to do so. Stubborness and brute force can accomplish anything.