[vash]

barking like a dog...seems a bit extreme...but ok.
just so we are clear. these are man-rules, not metrosexual rules.

what about using the word "mother" without the word "my" in front of it, when we are refering to the woman that ...well, you know, our moms.

example: "i talked to mother today................"

or ordering coffee in any other flavor than coffee flavor...