[Superman]

After less than one page of reading, I have some comments.

First, the absolute best way in the Universe to surround yourself with women is to take a baby for a stroll. Trust me. It's even WAY better than a puppy. Puppies work also, but not like a baby.

I had a Pomeranian that was hands-down the toughest, bravest dog I ever saw. He had no problem barking right into the nostrils of a snarling pit bull. He wasn't the slightest bit concerned. The pit bull tried to eat Buster of course. Buster taunted him for ten minutes before getting bored. No kidding. He touched his nose to the pit bull's nose.