I was waiting to see how many of you chimed in before posting....sniff...sniff....y'all can really hurt someone's feelings...
Time to take y'all to school:
Down here, some of us are pretty hairy... As a matter of fact, they even refer to SOME of us as "Rougarou" or "Roux ga roux", which is sort of a "bastardized" version of the French "Loup Garou"...sort of a werewolf.
The reason they say that we'll give you "the shirts off our backs" is because we really don't need the shirts anyway.
Carry on,
Rouxroux