[Porsche-O-Phile]

Nah, cats are cool. They're viscious killers (don't believe me? Get a mouse and let it loose in a room with one). Although if you doll up your cat with cutsey frilly collars and stuff, that's an infraction. Just keeping cats is okay, 'specially if they're to kill mice.

You get bonus points if you reward the cats for dropping dead mice at your feet. You get even more bonus points if you eat 'em.