[Moses]

The three kids are out of school and begged for a trip to Mickeys house. Man, I HATE amusement parks. If you are into people watching, there may be no better place than Walt's Mainstreet.

We are a species that is aquiring mutations at an alarming rate. I'm sure of it. There is no way the wild variations of "normal" you see in an amusement park can be natural. If you go to the beach or to a nice club, you might run into some attractive people. Not gonna happen in Disneyland. People are so ugly you would think it would interfere with their ability to reproduce. Sadly, it doesn't. The fat people aren't just fat, they're ENORMOUS! And they are stuffing their faces with corndogs and churros as fast as they can. And if you're REALLY fat, I mean world-class fat, you can skip the hour long lines and drive your electric go-cart to the front of the line. That's nice.

There are Emo's and Cutters and purple haired punks and even guys wearing skirts. I saw one guy with so many facial piercings it looked like he fell into a tackle box. Bizarre.

After a day in the "Happiest Place on Earth". I decompressed at the House of Blues. Jalapeno rosemary cornbread with sweet maple butter, passable Jambalaya and ice cold beer while James Brown sings "Get up offa that thang!"

I saw a sign at Splash mountain that warned; "You are about to enter a wild ride to your happy place. There are twists and turns and LOT'S of adventure. You may get wet! You must be this high to ride."

I wish I had that sign on my bedroom door in college.