[Don Plumley]

Originally posted by Moses
People are so ugly you would think it would interfere with their ability to reproduce. Sadly, it doesn't. The fat people aren't just fat, they're ENORMOUS! And they are stuffing their faces with corndogs and churros as fast as they can. And if you're REALLY fat, I mean world-class fat, you can skip the hour long lines and drive your electric go-cart to the front of the line. That's nice.

Disneyland, the mall, Wal Mart, Airports - it's a lovely country...