[Porsche-O-Phile]

Heard that one today too. Pretty ridiculous.

Then again, given that USPS can barely get the ***** to where it's supposed to go in the first place, can barely keep its employees from shooting up the joint 'cause they hate it so bad and that they seem unmotivated to keep them lines moving at any speed faster than glacial creep, I would't bet they'll be all that efficient at posing that great a threat to us.