you can always just head for the hills. we'll call you when it's safe to come back down.
i didn't do that statement justice... so i'm gonna have to plagiarize my friend:
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It's the internet itself--that's the man. And cellular phones and GPS, it's all one. Black boxes in your cars. Massive databases of all of your supermarket and credit card purchases over the past ten years. They're watching you. A real life Matrix, all run by a cadre of elite multinational capitalist industrialists. Ruling over the massive hordes of human sheep and swine that are brainwashed from birth by cable TV and state-run schools, injected with "vaccines" that alter their immune systems, programmed to drink low grade beer and eat packaged foods. Made to work to pay the taxes that feed the machine that extends its ever-growing tentacles, its military and economic armies, further and further around the globe so that one day the goal of utter world domination and control can be reached. The only solution is to unplug all the computers and phones, switch off the television and live in the wilderness. Don't pay the $600. Give your parts away to your pelican brethren. And make your way into the mountains.
