[Craig 930 RS]

A Frenchman, an Englishmanand a New Yorker were
exploring the jungle and were captured by a fierce
tribe.

As they sit in a hut, awaiting their fate, the chief
comes to them and says,"The bad news is that now that
we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then
use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that
you get to choose how you die."

The Frenchman says, "Itake ze poison." The chief gives
him some poison, the Frenchman says, "Vive La France!"
and drinks it down.

The Englishman says,"A pistol for me, please." The
chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head,
says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out.

The New Yorker says,"Gimme a fork." The chief is
puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New
Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all
over -- the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere.

There's blood gushing out all over and it's horrible.

The chief is appalled, and screams, "What are you
doing?"

The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much
for your canoe, a--hole!"