[holtjv]

JMJ, this may be fun...

No, my wife has a silver audi wagon.

Yes, my wife is absolutely smokin hot

No, you won't get a picture b/c she's one of those women who look better without clothes.

I used to like to talk politics

I am definitely no left wing whacko, dockhead (insert winky here) and yet our president, for whom I voted, is getting me there quicker than I would have thought (veteran Marine).

I will not ask Lubemaster about the hairbrush although I do covet his handle.

And I will definitely not ask anyone about his or her mother.

Most sincerely not yours,

Jack