Okay so when... if ever... are we going to pull our collective heads out of our rectums and stop wasting our time and money on this farce?
I just love laying around the airport for two hours because I had to get there three hours in advance to be scrutinized.

and those eight dollar beers are oh so tasty.
Anyone remember the Sprite commercial where the TSA dude commender's some poor guys Sprite as he walks through security... and when he protests they slap on rubber gloves threating to probe him if he doesn't surrender the Sprite. It's
NOT funny because it
IS true (not that you can carry a drink on a plane anymore but you get the point).