Some years ago, a "factory outlet mall" thing...our wives shopping. A friend & I strolling around, bored to death. We noticed a fancy "scents" store. We strolled in, a curte salesgirl asked if she could help us.
"May I help you?"
"Yes. Do you sell men's aftershave?"
"Of course. We carry all of the popular male scents."
"Good. I need a bottle of skin Bracer."
Guys, the look on her face was priceless!
