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Redneck Pickup Lines

1) Did you fart?

cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?

cuz ya sure are special.


3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.

I can't hold it in.


4) Do you have a library card?

cuz I'd like to sign you out.


5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?

cuz I can see myself in em.


6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel,

I'd store my nuts in yer hole.


7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,

but beauty's only a light switch away.


8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"

Woman - "WHAT?"

Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I! know I' m not no Fred Flintstone,

but I bet I can make yer " bed-rock."


10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?

I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.


12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,

we kin sleep til afternoon.


and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,.......................every time I

think of it my nuts tighten up.