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Originally posted by gaijindabe
Forget the marbles - get some 1/2 size and 1/4 size bottles!
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Maybe we should patent these ideas and film an infomercial?
"Tired of this situation? [clip of dinner guests disguested by ruined wine, and hosts humiliated] Bordering on alcoholism because you finish every bottle of wine you open? [clip of young woman passed out on a recliner, empty wine bottle on the floor, as her kids attempt unsuccessfully to wake her] Well, we have the solution!"