I parked my E55 at the lonely end of an uncrowded lot like I always do. No cars anywhere near me. I always park far away because I don't want door dings and I don't mind walking.
When I got back, my rear bumper was cracked and there was a nice note on the windshield. Seems she backed up her big SUV and was surprised when she hit something. Didn't figure anyone would be parking in the empty part of the lot.
At least she was kind enough to leave a note.