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A guy is dating three women....all are lookers. He decides it's time to get married and has to select the best one. A friend inquired about the process he used.
He explained that he gave each one $5000 and asked them to come back in one month and show what she did with the money.
Prospect #1 showed up looking awesome. She was wearing a body-hugging silk dress that left little to the imagination. Her hair was perfect, make-up was tasteful, and she wore a really hot pair of FMP's to complete the package. She said she spent the money to make herself as attractive to him as possible because she loves him and wants him to be proud to be her partner throughout their lives.
Prospect #2 showed up with two new suits for him, a new set of golf clubs, season tickets to the Lakers, and 52" flat screen for him to enjoy sporting events on. She said she spent the money on things that she felt would be relaxing for him so that he'd always enjoy spending time together at home.
Prospect #3 was a stockbroker. She showed up with $20,000 and handed it to him. She said she took the $5k and invested it wisely to help start their nest egg. She said she wanted him to never have to worry about money so that he could relax and enjoy their lives together.
His friend said...."holy *****, all three of them are amazing and beautiful, how did you ever pick just one?"
He said "the decision was difficult, and after evaluating each of their responses very carefully, I picked the one with the biggest tits."
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