Alright. ENOUGH goofing around.
I compiled all the data, and had it sent off to NASA so their super computers could chew on it for a while. What did it spit back?
Ruger P89D 9MM, Decocker, Blue
http://www.impactguns.com/store/736676130023.html
$354 from Impact Guns, which means you can prolly get one for around $375 at Sportsmans Warehouse.
