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Originally posted by nostatic
I added the Fitzpatrick Postulate. Guess that needs an entry as well...
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In general this follows Fitzpatrick's Postulate, which suggests that the cost of a date be approximately 1-2% of monthly take-home salary.
This is right up there with
The angle of dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat, which varies inversely to the mass of the ass.
I should install LaTeX so that I can write that as a formula; then again, installing LaTeX is
part of the formula.
FWIW, 2.5 dates and all I can say is she can pull 47"Hg at sea level.