[LeRoux Strydom]

James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to an attractive woman.

He smiles and nods at her then casually glances at his watch. She takes the opening: "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "Q gave me this special watch and I was just testing it."

Intrigued, she says: "Oh? And what's so special about it?"

"It communicates telepathically with me," he explains.

"And what's it telling you now?"

"That you're not wearing panties..."

She giggles and says: "Well it must be broken, because I am wearing panties!"

Bond smirks, taps the watch: "Bloody thing must be an hour fast."