[Porsche-O-Phile]

There is no honor among thieves. There's little logic, too.

They'd steal the stink off of ***** if they could find a way to do it around these parts. . . I once had a ratty, semi-moldy, bird-dropping stained, torn motorcycle cover stolen off my bike one night. Someone actually cut the metal locking cable off it for that. Real head-scratcher.