[Porsche-O-Phile]

Okay, the bidet thing I get, although there's the unpleasantness of getting from the bowl where you drop the Cosby kids off at the pool over to the bidet to wash away the smears. Waddling around - even for one or two steps - without wiping is highly unpleasant.

The hole-in-the-floor thing I get, but do they just use paper for those or what? How are you supposed to wipe? I don't see no roll in that pic! Scary!