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Instructions:
1. Pull down pants and squat down.
2. Brace against the wall as your knees snap, buckle, and give way while you clean the surrounding tiles with the sleeves of your Brooks Brothers sportcoat.
3. Urinate directly into the pocket of your pants.
4. Follow that with the liquid remains of the overpriced, annonomous ingredients of lunch. Don't worry, the back of your suit will protect the wall from spray.
5. Find someting to push or pull yourself up with, and exit immediately, avoiding all members of your party.
6. While en-route to the hotel, call business partners on phone and quickly purchase jug of cologne.
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Meanwhile other things are still happening.
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