[Dottore]

You had it right the first time. He's a monkey.

Now, stop being so anthropomorphic! (about the monkey)

I mean, would you rather have a question that no one can answer, or the answer to the question that no one asked?

This is one of the more pointless threads on this board. It rates right up there with the girl who $hat in the whirlpool.

(Edited for clarity.)