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Originally posted by Jeff Higgins
double tap to chest double tap to groin to hit femoral artery, check reaction double tap to head puts most vampires down if using silver bullet that local LEO tactical vamp squad uses. my CCW INSTRUCTOR former special opps now nuc base janitor does vamp drill with wood stake in advanced classes. don't get caught with wood stake on res, res cops don't fool around with this stuff. whole different world on RES when talking VAMPIRES little RAMBOS like to chase themselves because of kinky sex part. be sure to whittle point on stake every night before bed and morning routine consists of checking tip checking mags loading fresh with silver bullets special supply from SWAT armoror when in vampire zip code before even taking morning *****.
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too funny...............was waiting for this to make national news. this was in tempe. home of asu. wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy south of me. but we have heard these vampires are driving (flying) in their 165MPH TURBO EATING TARGAS towards us. we have our alum/foil helmets on. all (and its alot) clips filled,rounds in pipe, AWACS aloft, FAA radar ground, CIA radar going in the BLIMPS hovering over airfield.............waiting on them ther kind!
mass quanities of GARLIC have been sprayed on all (alot) of our K & N FILTERS to ward these creatures from the dark off. also due to our efforts we have hired all the catholic priests not in jail (1-2) here local to perform exorcisms every hour on the hour!
the local civil defense HQ has activated the sirens. we are to don our alum/foil helmets ASAP, check weapons, and be in condition RED!
local bonifide U.S. farmers (1-2) have been sharpening pitchforks and crosses! all illegal aliens (3 million +/-) have fled the state back to mexico.
since i WAS AN ALTAR BOY(no *****), i already have my SILVER BULLET/SHARPENED STAKE/ and CROSS! also linda blair is my SQUEEZE! we should be OK!
BUT ONLY IF EACH OF YOU DONATE (1) case of MILLER-LITE and all nearby VIRGINS, to the SAVE ARIZONA FROM VAMPIRES FUND!